Equal opportunity humor:
Q: How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
A: Give him sheet music.
Q: How do you get a keyboardist to stop playing?
A: Take away his sheet music.
Q: What's the hardest three years of a drummer's life?
A: 2nd grade.
Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Q: How many country bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One. Five. One.
Q: How does a bass player count 7/8 time?
Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: A musician with a mortgage.
Kenny G walks into an elevator and says, "Man, this place is HAPPENING!"
Q: How many jazz musician jokes are there?
A: Just one -- all the rest are true!