Wusses. The lot of you. I'm gonna make a bold statement for one and all to fight over. Welcome to the fire, Bish.
I heard that <insert favorite politician>'s <deity> is mightier than yours, because <insert gender> created <insert favorite guitarist> who is a <insert large number> times better than <your favorite guitarist> ever dreamed of being. <he/she> couldn't hold <his/her> <insert gender specific undergarment> to save <his/her> life.
Furthermore, while I have the floor, <gas/charcoal> is the way to go for proper grilling, you <bad word for vegitarian/non-vegitarian> git. <cola product> is better than <other cola product>, <Ginger/Mary-Anne> was way hotter than <Ginger/Mary-Anne> and <someone elses's deity's top official> is a <bad word for assumed gender>, you <favorite fast food restauraunt> eating <superlative> <bad slang word for nationality>.
I feel better.
