
You *know* you're a guitarist when...
- FrettinNoize
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- greybeard
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To misquote Noteboat:
..........when you can make a quarter/10p/20cents last all night

..........when you can make a quarter/10p/20cents last all night



I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?
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Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?
Greybeard's Pages
My Articles & Reviews on GN
jason brann wrote:when you break up with your girlferiend but keep her guitar and use it to write a song about her.

When you spend thousands of dollars taking your ex to court to get back that $99 guitar because it has such fantastic mojo.
Margaret
When my mind is free, you know a melody can move me
And when I'm feelin' blue, the guitar's comin' through to soothe me ~
And when I'm feelin' blue, the guitar's comin' through to soothe me ~
- Oenyaw
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You have reoccuring dreams that you've been selected to be the next guitar player for .....
For me it was Yes (and I have no idea why).
For me it was Yes (and I have no idea why).
Brain-cleansing music for brain-numbing times in a brain dead world
http://www.oenyaw.com
http://www.oenyaw.com
- metalanarchist465
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- racetruck1
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You break a string and say 'Oh well, I've got five more'
You'd rather chew your own ear off than listen to a whole rap C.D
You'd rather let your moron friends screw around with the $4000 upright piano then your $799 Epiphone
You'd rather have a new amp than a new car
You never have any money because you blow it on pedals and stuff you don't need as soon as you get enough to rub together
Instead of saying 'Goodbye' to your friends, you say 'Fly On Little Wing' or 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond' or something like that
Every time you take a trip anywhere, you quote Freebird when you tell your friends you're going
That shiny new Strat finally talks to you and tells you her name, and at dinner that night you call your significant other by that name
She believes you when you say 'But honey, I got your name mixed up with my guitar's name!'
Ethan

You'd rather chew your own ear off than listen to a whole rap C.D
You'd rather let your moron friends screw around with the $4000 upright piano then your $799 Epiphone
You'd rather have a new amp than a new car
You never have any money because you blow it on pedals and stuff you don't need as soon as you get enough to rub together
Instead of saying 'Goodbye' to your friends, you say 'Fly On Little Wing' or 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond' or something like that
Every time you take a trip anywhere, you quote Freebird when you tell your friends you're going
That shiny new Strat finally talks to you and tells you her name, and at dinner that night you call your significant other by that name
She believes you when you say 'But honey, I got your name mixed up with my guitar's name!'
Ethan
Ewan McGregor: I said, "Eve, I want you to look after my wedding ring while I'm away," and she started to cry and I said, "Eve. Eve, I can't wear my ring or I won't get laid on the trip!"