You *know* you're a guitarist when...

FrettinNoize · Post by **FrettinNoize** » November 19th, 2006, 9:25 pm

When going a day without practice feels like going a day without showering

Rgalvez · Post by **Rgalvez** » November 20th, 2006, 11:29 am

When a day with full practice ends without showering

Bish · Post by **Bish** » November 20th, 2006, 1:31 pm

When you continue to practice even in the shower, and your guitar doesn't get wet.

manda · Post by **manda** » December 31st, 2006, 11:10 pm

lol when you start to glue the calluses back onto your fingers when they fall off from playing so much (or so I've heard hehe)

Rgalvez · Post by **Rgalvez** » December 31st, 2006, 11:26 pm

When you use passwords like Mixolydian1 or diminished2 in the PC of your office ( I do)

greybeard · Post by **greybeard** » January 3rd, 2007, 1:46 am

To misquote Noteboat:

..........when you can make a quarter/10p/20cents last all night

jason brann · Post by **jason brann** » February 13th, 2007, 2:47 pm

when you break up with your girlferiend but keep her guitar and use it to write a song about her.

margaret · Post by **margaret** » February 13th, 2007, 3:25 pm

jason brann wrote:when you break up with your girlferiend but keep her guitar and use it to write a song about her.

When you spend thousands of dollars taking your ex to court to get back that $99 guitar because it has such fantastic mojo.

Margaret

Oenyaw · Post by **Oenyaw** » February 23rd, 2007, 10:54 am

You have reoccuring dreams that you've been selected to be the next guitar player for .....

For me it was Yes (and I have no idea why).

metalanarchist465 · Post by **metalanarchist465** » March 7th, 2007, 8:24 pm

When you fall asleep while playing

racetruck1 · Post by **racetruck1** » March 7th, 2007, 10:17 pm

When your wife falls asleep while you play guitar!

Classico · Post by **Classico** » April 8th, 2007, 6:53 am

...when you sit at 5:15 pm for "five minutes" and your parents have to make you stop at midnight.

...when you go to sleep at midnight and instead of counting sheeps you count intervals.

...when you never wanna stop.

hueseph · Post by **hueseph** » April 10th, 2007, 9:37 am

FrettinNoize wrote:When going a day without practice feels like going a day without showering

Hmmmm. Do you stink more after a day without practice or after a day without a shower?

I think the answer would be...yes.

jimh · Post by **jimh** » April 11th, 2007, 5:44 am

when that herniated disc in your neck starts acting up again, but you think you can get one more song in before it really starts to hurt...

SGinCYQX · Post by **SGinCYQX** » April 21st, 2007, 2:38 pm

You break a string and say 'Oh well, I've got five more'

You'd rather chew your own ear off than listen to a whole rap C.D

You'd rather let your moron friends screw around with the $4000 upright piano then your $799 Epiphone

You'd rather have a new amp than a new car

You never have any money because you blow it on pedals and stuff you don't need as soon as you get enough to rub together

Instead of saying 'Goodbye' to your friends, you say 'Fly On Little Wing' or 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond' or something like that

Every time you take a trip anywhere, you quote Freebird when you tell your friends you're going

That shiny new Strat finally talks to you and tells you her name, and at dinner that night you call your significant other by that name

She believes you when you say 'But honey, I got your name mixed up with my guitar's name!'

Ethan

Guitar Noise Forums

You know you're a guitarist when...