Here 'tis (lyrics for a little ditty)
The tune would be something like Cat Stevens' "Father and Son"
Dear Mister Craig
Iâ€™m sailing this here geetar
It used to belong to Jed
But Jed donâ€™t need it no more
Since I cot him with my sister in bed.
I also want to sail this here ring
Iâ€™m so mad I could spit
I want to sail his gun too
But a police officer done took it.
I need the money for attorney fees
And to make my bail
So if you would hurry please,
Signed: Lindsey, (in) Fairfax County Jail
OK, I'll stop
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.