Corrupt a wish game

[crkt246]

Granted You HAD tickets but they brunt up when your house burnt down.

I with there were nice good looking gals on my island.

[Preacher]

granted, but unfortunately, youre not.

I wish all the guitar greats were still alive.

[Vic Lewis VL]

Granted, but your regular paying gigs are cancelled because Jimi, Buddy, Bo, Duane, Brian & SRV are in town.

I wish I had a regular well-paid gig.



Vic

[Preacher]

You do, but youre pretty busy on crkt's island with the pretty gals.

I wish that Nickelback would stop cutting albums. And retire to pump gas.

[KR2]

Granted. Nickelback retired with enough money to buy all the gas stations in the state of North Carolina . . .
and now charges $10 a gallon for gas. He is very happily pumping gas.

I wish (whoever) our new President does a good job.

[Vic Lewis VL]

Granted. He's doing a good job of restructuring the economy. Unfortunately he's raised taxes so much that you can't afford to buy new strings.

I wish the UK WAS the 51st State then guitars, strings amps etc would be half the price......



Vic

[crkt246]

I dont want to corrupt that wish.

[Preacher]

n'or do I.

[PappaJohn]

Seems like Vic self-corrupted his wish:

Unfortunately he's raised taxes so much that you can't afford to buy new strings.

[KR2]

I wish the UK WAS the 51st State then guitars, strings amps etc would be half the price......

Granted. But the acquisition was quickly protested by the majority of the UK populace, war broke out, and the British prevailed and seceded from the Union. Strings and amps cost twice as much now due to the tax imposed to fund the revolution.
Footnote: See British Revolution circa 2009.

I wish I could change chords more proficiently.

[Vic Lewis VL]

Granted, but you had to sell all your guitars to pay for lessons, and all you have left is a Stylophone, a descant recorder, a harmonica and a set of bagpipes.

I wish the music in my head would somehow work its way down into my fingers and vocal chords the way I hear it, with all the notes in the correct places and with clear strong vocals!



Vic

[crkt246]

Granded but the music is gawd awful!

I wish I had something to wish for.

[KR2]

Granted. The Wish Genie gave you something to wish for.
You are now wishing you weren't running through a field, naked, with three very mad, rabid, pit bull terriers at your heels.

I wish my finger picking would improve at 10 times the rate it has been. (what's 10 times nothing?)

[crkt246]

Granted 10 x 0 =0

I wish I was able to grow a full beard.

[KR2]

Granted . . . but it grew in the wrong place.

I wish people didn't have such dirty minds.