Corrupt a wish game
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Granted but now the only important signature you have is written in the mortgage papers and all the loan contracts in the bank.
I wish I would record the solo album that would be an instant classic.
I wish I would record the solo album that would be an instant classic.
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Granted, but to balance the equation, you would also age 30 years in an instant.Rgalvez wrote: I wish I would record the solo album that would be an instant classic.

I wish my guitar playing would improve in direct proportion to the number of pints of beer I poured down my gullet.

"Colour made the grass less green..." 3000 miles, Tracy Chapman
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Granted, but you have NO accsess beer!
I wish I had every guitar I ever wanted!
I wish I had every guitar I ever wanted!
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Granted -- after the boys finish running them through the chipper they'll deliver them in trash bags to your door.
I wish my children would listen to me.
I wish my children would listen to me.
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(poof!) Wish granted easily - because they always listened but STILL disregard everything "the old fogey" says.
I wish I played the guitar well enough to be in a band.
I wish I played the guitar well enough to be in a band.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
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Granted! Youre good enough to play in the worst band on earth.
I wish had the money to get any piece of gear I want.
I wish had the money to get any piece of gear I want.
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You HAD the money but the rightful owner found out and now you're in prison .
I wish I could stop the next wish.
I wish I could stop the next wish.
If I claim to be a wise man , it surely means that I don't know .
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Wish granted- The stopping of a wish by the Wish Genie comes at a large cost; $350,000 and the taking of your first born to be put into slavery. Your wish was granted for several hours but after your MasterCard was maxed out, your car repossessed, a lien put on your house for nonpayment, and several debt collection companies failed to get the remaining balance, the Wish Genie cancelled your wish.
Rules: Article IX, Paragraph 7: The stopping of a wish can only be granted by a Wish Genie.
I wish people would stop trying to stop this game.
Rules: Article IX, Paragraph 7: The stopping of a wish can only be granted by a Wish Genie.
I wish people would stop trying to stop this game.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
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My reply to your post grants your wish , but only for one post .
I wish the next poster would send me $1,000,000 in U.S. currency so I can pay off the Wish Genie and get back my first born .
I wish the next poster would send me $1,000,000 in U.S. currency so I can pay off the Wish Genie and get back my first born .
If I claim to be a wise man , it surely means that I don't know .
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Granted, if you could give me an interest free loan for US$200 Billion repayable after 2000 years.
My wish is to have a genie fulfilling all my perpetual wishes.
My wish is to have a genie fulfilling all my perpetual wishes.

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Granted. But your wishes last for only 0.001 nanoseconds and the genie is getting pissed, and turned you into a toad because you're overworking him.
I wish more people would play the "Corrupt a Wish" game.
I wish more people would play the "Corrupt a Wish" game.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
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Granted - I'll play.
I wish I could think of something funny to add.
Vic
I wish I could think of something funny to add.



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Granted But you won't be able add any more funny things. 
I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

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Granted but now you are not allowed to play this game anymore.
I wish Coke Zero really did taste like regular Coke.
I wish Coke Zero really did taste like regular Coke.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.
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Granted but it has 4x the calories.
I wish I was aloud to play this game again.
I wish I was aloud to play this game again.