Corrupt a wish game

[Rgalvez]

Granted but now the only important signature you have is written in the mortgage papers and all the loan contracts in the bank.
I wish I would record the solo album that would be an instant classic.

[Ghost Rider]

I wish I would record the solo album that would be an instant classic.

Granted, but to balance the equation, you would also age 30 years in an instant.

I wish my guitar playing would improve in direct proportion to the number of pints of beer I poured down my gullet.

[crkt246]

Granted, but you have NO accsess beer!

I wish I had every guitar I ever wanted!

[kingpatzer]

Granted -- after the boys finish running them through the chipper they'll deliver them in trash bags to your door.

I wish my children would listen to me.

[KR2]

(poof!) Wish granted easily - because they always listened but STILL disregard everything "the old fogey" says.

I wish I played the guitar well enough to be in a band.

[crkt246]

Granted! Youre good enough to play in the worst band on earth.
I wish had the money to get any piece of gear I want.

[Diceman]

You HAD the money but the rightful owner found out and now you're in prison .

I wish I could stop the next wish.

[KR2]

Wish granted- The stopping of a wish by the Wish Genie comes at a large cost; $350,000 and the taking of your first born to be put into slavery. Your wish was granted for several hours but after your MasterCard was maxed out, your car repossessed, a lien put on your house for nonpayment, and several debt collection companies failed to get the remaining balance, the Wish Genie cancelled your wish.
Rules: Article IX, Paragraph 7: The stopping of a wish can only be granted by a Wish Genie.

I wish people would stop trying to stop this game.

[Diceman]

My reply to your post grants your wish , but only for one post .

I wish the next poster would send me $1,000,000 in U.S. currency so I can pay off the Wish Genie and get back my first born .

[abcxyz]

Granted, if you could give me an interest free loan for US$200 Billion repayable after 2000 years.

My wish is to have a genie fulfilling all my perpetual wishes.

[KR2]

Granted. But your wishes last for only 0.001 nanoseconds and the genie is getting pissed, and turned you into a toad because you're overworking him.

I wish more people would play the "Corrupt a Wish" game.

[Vic Lewis VL]

Granted - I'll play.

I wish I could think of something funny to add.



Vic

[crkt246]

Granted But you won't be able add any more funny things.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

[UrbanCowgirl]

Granted but now you are not allowed to play this game anymore.

I wish Coke Zero really did taste like regular Coke.

[crkt246]

Granted but it has 4x the calories.

I wish I was aloud to play this game again.